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Welcome Dude MN! Enjoy your new Defender! CG

An older, white haired gentleman walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock, brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.” At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.” The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by check. “I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds. I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,” he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that account.” “I know”, said the old man, “but can you imagine the weekend I had?

About had enough!

Welcome from North Texas Raven07! Enjoy your HD8. I purchased my 2019 2 years ago and it's been great! CG

It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."

Welcome Hammick! Hope you're able to find the Defender Max Limited you want! CG

Welcome Smittydog27! CG

Welcome MotoMedX! Appreciate what you and your organization is doing for the sport/industry! CG

Nice looking Defender OB-One! Like you, I'm not real impressed with our two closest Can-Am dealers which is why I choose to go to a another dealer twice as far. They go above and beyond to make things right. I'm glad you decided to keep it and just fire the dealership! CG

Just a peaceful Saturday afternoon joy ride!

A teacher is teaching class and she sees that little Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on the water, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!

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Quick update on seat covers for my HD8 Defender. I ordered custom covers from Covers and Camo out of Utah (worked with George and Niel) and I’m really pleased with how they look. Took about 6 wks to get them but it was worth the wait! I went with Max-4 inserts and black ostrich trim. Attached is a photo. CG

They start young....

Planning a trip to Colorado this summer to ride our YZ's that are fuel injected. Previously had Honda CRF's that were carbureted. Certainly won't miss having to re-jet at altitude. I'm trying to decide if I want to take the Defender or not just to have for backup but will see. CG

Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine, waits a few seconds and turns off the car. He says, "Alright guys we're here!" The first drunk tips him $5 and gets out. The second drunk tips him $10 and gets out. The third drunk then slaps the driver across the face. Worried that the drunk had realized the car hadn't moved an inch, he asks the drunk, "What was that for?" The drunk says, "Control your speed next time. You almost killed us!"