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Just in time for halloween... Fredo dressed up to go trick-or-treating and knocked on one of his neighbors door. A sweet lady answered and said, “how cute, a little pirate! But where are your buccaneers?” Fredo looked confused and pointed to both sides of his head and said "right here, what's the matter with your buccaneyes?”

Welcome Mark. Great looking machine!

My retired uncle got a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees. We thought he would be great at this since he is honest and very personable. Unfortunately, he lasted less than half the day.About two hours into his first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-spirited woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per the greeter training manual, my uncle said politely, “good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 8, and the youngest is 6. She asked my uncle why the hell would he think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”So my uncle replied, “I’m not blind nor stupid, ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone had sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.” His supervisor thought he should find a job elsewhere!

Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:16 pm Baby's First Doctor Visit A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' 'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'

Thanks for sharing SPA! And thank you Andystoy19 for taking time to research with the manufacturer and provide additional info!

Sorry I can’t comment on a heater but send some of that cooler weather south. It’s 95 degrees today here in TX!

Nice looking machine. Welcome! CG

Happy Saturday all. I was out in the Defender today clearing some brush at the hunting lease. Noticed there are some large thorns from mesquite trees and got to wondering if I should go ahead and put tire sealant in for preventative measures or not? Anyone else use it? Thanks in advance! CG

A young couple wanted to join the church, the minister told them, “We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.”The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the church.When the priest ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed.“You’re back so soon...Is there a problem?” the priest inquired.“We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month,” the young man replied sadly. The priest asked himwhat happened.“Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible....anything to keep our minds offcarnal thoughts.One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way withher right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat”, admitted the man, with a downcast face. The minister lowered his head and said sternly, “You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.”“We know,” said the young man, hanging his head, “We're not welcome at Lowes, either.”

Any issues with rubbing with 2” taller tires without a lift?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night and he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister!I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee!" BTW-I love blondes!

Went by dealer and cost is anywhere from $800 for polycarbonate to $1400 for flip-up glass. Haven’t decided what I’m going to do yet? They recommended putting back glass or wind screen in to reduce airflow circulation inside. Has anyone else done this? Thanks folks!

Little Johnny is sitting in class one day when he raises his hand and says "Miss Johnson I gotta take a piss". Miss Johnson says " Johnny the word is urinate. When you can use that word in a sentence I will let you go". Johnny thinks a minute and says" Miss johnson , urinate but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"

Boudreaux is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Boudreaux his choice between a nickel and a dime, Boudreaux always takes the nickel. One day, after Boudreaux takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Boudreaux, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Boudreaux grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

Thanks Mark. I will visit the dealer this week and see what kind of deal perhaps they could make!

Mark-thank you for you comment. I’m guessing you had the dealer install or were you able to do it yourself? Do you mind sharing what the cost was?

Good evening, I’d appreciate recommendations for a fold down windshield for my HD8. What have some of you installed and have you had any problems with it coming loose or rattling badly when off-road? What brands to consider and which ones to avoid? Thank you in advance! CG

In the spirit of football season... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Nice looking machine!

Just bought my first SXS last week and decided on the Defender HD8 over the Polaris Ranger XP900. Took it out on Saturday and put 1.5 hours on it. It ran great and got us through some mud and rough terrain without a problem. I'll be using it primarily for hunting and look forward to many years with it! CG

Good evening, just joined after purchasing an HD8 this past week. I have a whole 1.5 hours on it from this weekend. Not sure where you live but I got a policy with liability, PIP and comp (theft, fire, etc.) from Progressive. It was less than $300/year and also covers my trailer. CG