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Nice looking Defender Nodak! Enjoy! CG

Three dead bodies turn up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. The coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, 72, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile." "Second body: "Irishman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy Joe, the redneck from Luckenbach TX, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken.”

Nice looking Defender saylor. Welcome to the forum! CG

Kudos to you for making your Defender very versatile! I agree they're awesome machines. Welcome to the forum! CG

Grandpa was driving with his 7 year old granddaughter and honked the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, Grandpa." He replied, "How did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say, 'Idiot!' afterward."

How I sometimes feel about Mondays.

Hazel and Janice are outside of their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it begins to rain. Hazel pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking. Janice says, “what in the world is that?” Hazel responds, “a condom. This way, my cigarette doesn’t get wet!” Janice asks, “where’d you get it?” Hazel firmly states, “you can get them at any pharmacy.” The next day, Janice wanders down to the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she needs a box of condoms. The pharmacist, certainly embarrassed by the request, looks at her strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks, "what size, texture, brand of condom does she prefer?" Janice responds, “it doesn’t matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.” The pharmacist fainted!

May we always honor those who run towards danger and bravely and selfishly defend our freedoms. Thoughts and prayers to the family and friends of those who lost their lives 20 years ago today.

Welcome Madwrstler! Nice looking Defender you've got. I don't run side mirrors but did purchase an inside rearview mirror from SuperATV and I've been pleased with it. CG

Welcome Stevez! Nice looking Defender! CG

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex.' The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex? The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...my husband and I put it on the door knob so the kids can't open the door! And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!

In Olympic fashion....almost a perfect 10!

Here's some better pics I took while I had the Defender out last weekend. CG